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It is foretold in the Ancient Greek's books of prophecies that, one day, a man will rise to power using His awesome skills and abilities in the standing puzzle game, Jenga. He who is self-prophetic as The Jenga Master must prove himself inside the Temple of Apollo in Corinth.
The only man notably recognized as The Jenga Master goes by one name, and one name only: "Vin".
He has had swift and ruthless competition through His struggles, but nevertheless, remains undefeated in the perilous game of Jenga.
Jenga Masters go to a seperate afterlife than all others in His religion. He is in the top tier of the heavens, for he has deserved it. In this level of the heavens, there are armies of Eva Longoria's, Zooey Deschanel's, Katy Perry's, and that girl from the new Tron movie. All waiting to pleasure Him in whatever way He wants.
by TheJengaMaster October 12, 2011
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n. One who displays an extraordinary prowess at drinking games which directly leads to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.

v. A fantastical display of drinking-game profess, ultimately leading to gratuitous nudity or debaucherous acts.
(noun) "Dude, you are such a jengamaster when the ladies come over for Kings."

(verb) "I can't believe you jengamastered Stefanie out of her top last night!"
by jibbery jive January 01, 2006
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Somebody who is a Jenga Pro. They possess the ultimate skills when it comes to removing the blocks of wood, Jenga Masters can manoeuvre in the very trickiest of situations.
Girl: 'He'll never get that one out, there's no way it won't topple over...there's no way out'
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.
by the no1 source of knowledge December 28, 2010
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