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uh..you'd have had to be there I guess. Well it's sort of a messed up word for Jesus which means that it isn't Jesus at all it's just a... well sorta kinda like a knock-off Jesus.. $2.50 Wal*Mart brand. Being called a Jemus is one of the highest forms of flattery there ever was.
Faithe is such a cool Jemus llama-lover.
by grr33n August 11, 2004

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Jemus is the emu god, he is worshiped by millions of emus and thousands of humans world wide. He is portrayed in many photos, as a cat, to represent his forever lasting wisdom.
the morning prayer
Jemus, Hoo Ha Ha.
by Jemus believer. August 12, 2011

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