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An asshole fish that will kill you if you touch it.
Person swimming: oooo jellyfish
Person swimming: Ima touch it
De jellyfish: *sting* *zap* *kill*
Person swimming: *dead*
De jellyfish: hehehe he dead
by Josie :P August 15, 2013
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To go in for a fist touch, but stopping midway, yelling "JELLYFISH!" and propell your hand backward like that of the movement of a jellyfish.

Other variations of this would be snowman, in which you place your fists ontop and bottom of the other persons fists, snail, in which you slide your hand onder theres with two fingers up, and turkey, where, during a high five, you but your thumb out and slam your fist into their palm so that it resembles a turkey.
FIST TOUCH! *goes in* *Stops* NOPE! JELLYFISH! *goes backwards*
by Gremlin1992 March 25, 2010
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when a wet load of skeet sticks to your girl in the bath tub and dries up white all over her pasty ass.
that hoe got left in the tub with a jelly fish on her face.
by corey-Tufts August 31, 2008
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Female sportbike rider who is passive, average looking, and conservative when riding. Opposite of jelly fish is "sharkie".
"Erica is such a jelly fish." or "I love jelly fish"
by A. B. H. January 24, 2007
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The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol
Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast
by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011
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by Teh Zack October 25, 2010
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a hard core gamer who hasn't seen the light of day in weeks, giving them the same see through complexion as a jellyfish.
that guy never misses..must be a jellyfish
by muvimkr September 27, 2011
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