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7. Jelly Doughnut
n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.
Shut up while I give your mom this jelly doughnut.

I totally just jelly doughnutted your girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the fuck up during the movie.
1. jelly doughnut
the act of ejaculating onto the face of a woman after oral sex and then proceeding to punch her nose for the desired result of cum and blood on her face, and she finds it erotic. (note: the term "jelly doughnut" is derived from the combination of cum and blood resembling a freshly bitten jelly doughnut.)
Things really started to heat up when she told me to give her a jelly doughnut.
2. jelly doughnut
Before you ejaculate during intercourse, pull out and shoot your load in a circlular motion around your parters face (simulating the glaze). Then you crack them full fisted in the nose so it gushes blood. (Simulating the jelly)
Chris Wagner likes to recieve a jelly doughnut every morning before work.
3. jelly doughnut
It's an icing sugar covered pastry. With jelly in it, usually fruit flavoured. Purchase it from such places as Tim Horton's, Dunkin' Donuts, or Krispy Kreme. Goes well with coffee.
Let's go to Timmy's and get a double double and some jelly donuts.
by Balthazar Jan 20, 2004 share this add a video
4. Jelly Doughnut
The act of which you cum on your female partners face after any sex act. Then you punch her in the nose, giving her a bloody nose. The blood mixed with the cum looks like jelly...like from a jelly doughnut.
You mom was being a bitch and seemed like she needed a jelly doughnut..
5. Jelly Doughnut
When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and before she can swallow or spit it out he slaps (backhand or open palm are both acceptable) her in the mouth. The blood from the slap and the semen mix together forming what resembles the jelly in a jelly doughnut.
I came in her mouth and then i smacked the ho... but thats one jelly doughnut i'll pass on eating.
6. Jelly Doughnut
when getting a blowjob, pulling out at the last second and cumming on thier face, then punching them in the face to give them a bloddy nose.
i'd rather not give an example of a jelly doughnut