| 1. | Jello-O-ous | ||
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In simpleton terms, Jello-O-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. Basically, Jello-O is so crazy intense that you're jealous of its fresh dancing abilities - the art of wiggle dance - that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. The ratio being your jealousness of Jello-O to that of your jealousness of some other object - or person. "Hey John, how are you doing?" - Waldo.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John. "Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo. "Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John. "Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo. "Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John. "Well, see you later John." - Waldo. "Peace out, Waldo." - John. "Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck. "I think he just went that way." - John. |
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