"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.
Foolish, destructive, evil sect.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
a group of annoying pricks
who believe in some shit
about this god
or something.they go around "spreading gods message" if you ever see one pray to god that a double decker bus falls on them from the sky before they start preaching
there shit to you
son: dad there's a jehovas witness at the door
dad: not again, ill fetch the shotgun
They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses
3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door
Usually spelled Jehovah's Witness. A strict religious group in which members cannot celebrate holidays or birthdays, but rather spend their time going door to door annoying people with their views and beliefs.
John: Hey, someone just knocked on our front door.
Sally: Oh snap
! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.
A splinter movement of the Jehovah's Witnesses that considers excess of 'H's to be an abomination before the Lord. Jehovah's Witnesses believe their group to be founded on a spelling error, but Jehova's Witnesses know that is just the sort of blasphemy those H-lovers would resort to.
G: Hey, I have this friend, he's a Jehova's Witness.
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh