Jehovah's Witnesses are normal people who follow the teachings of Jehovah and The Watchtower. It's not the religion people find hard to understand, it's just annoying that they believe everyone should become Witnesses like them.
JW: Would you like to join us for prayer this evening at the Kingdom Hall?

Guy: How about noooo!
by raffa April 22, 2005
(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Downstrike May 18, 2004
Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.
I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.
by AYB June 13, 2003
a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.
I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness
by kattttt May 11, 2006
The only faith that adheres to bible truths and tries their best to live the way Jesus Christ taught them. Jesus regularly went door to door, teaching others about God and making disciples, baptizing them. JWs also are the only faith to regularly use God's name, which is a command in the bible. Some of you people really need to do some research before you post in here. For example, rule numer one:

"1. Write for a large audience. The whole world's going to read your definition. Give background information so they understand your entry."
Why don't you people try reading the bible once in a while? You might learn something. Oh, the early members of the religion NEVER conspired with Hitler against the Jews. Who came up with that lie? Jehovah's Witnesses were persecuted and put in concentrations camps along with the Jews, even killed in the gas chambers.

Good Grief!!! Blood transfusions? How many people do YOU know contracted AIDS from tainted blood? Remember the pope??? Chagas Disease??? The bible is very clear on Gods view of the sanctity of blood. "Abstain from blood..." Please look up the word "abstain."

Those who are scorned and put out of the congregation have a lifetime of chances to return. Most who don't just don't want to live their lives morally and in accord with bible principles. It's their loss. Remember, when the catholics excommunicate, it's for life.
by MommyMe March 02, 2006
A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?
A jehovah witness came to my door
by j2k January 01, 2005
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