| 1. | Jehova Driveby | ||
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When a gang of Jehova's Witnesses in a car, too lazy to do their daily door-knocking, decide to throw the word of Jehova in the form of magazines at unwary passersby. Similar to a driveby committed by a gang, except the motive is to convert, not kill. *In the hospital*
Bob: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO JOE!? Tim: He was hit by a Jehova driveby. The cops are on the case working with the church as we speak. |
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