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Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
by Matt saber April 11, 2017
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A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.
I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.
by Alan S. April 21, 2008
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The single greatest human being alive. Always on Omegle or ChatRoulette, a sweetie all around, but kinda goofy and obsessed with sex. Has troubles answering his phone, or Skype. Very easy to love, very very hot, and someone you never wanna let go of. Don't ever lose your Jeffy or you'll lose your heart. <3
My god, did you talk to Jeffy last night on Skype?

Yeah, but he didn't answer until the third time.
by SomeSwagOrSomething September 01, 2010
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Friend 1- "So have you hooked up with that girl yet?"

Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
by pbny July 15, 2011
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Someone who is kind and loving. Someone that you can trust and who always has your back. A word that means love, trust, and happiness.
You are a true jeffy.

I jeffy you with all my life.

You're are my jeffy, heart, and soul.

I can really jeffy you with my secrets.

I'm so jeffy right now I can hardly speak.
by missme_questionmark January 21, 2013
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Jeffy is a term used, mostly in Ontario, to describe one who's actions have left no doubt in everyone, that he is a moron and/or just a Tard.

Do not mistake with the Name of an individual.
X: Sorry man, I spilt my beer on your bed...
Y: You Jeffy!
Crowd: JEFFY!!!
by Djgodbout November 30, 2010
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Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.
I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
by BioMenace November 12, 2006
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