Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.
"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."
Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."