A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
by Heytherepanther June 26, 2013
Jeffing is when you fall on the floor and crawl around when you are drunk.
Dude, Jessica was totally Jeffing last night at Josh's house.
by Charlie Yayo July 10, 2008
v. the art of forgetting to put up an away message on AIM an leaving the computer.
Nikki pulled a Jeff when she went to have dinner
by Oswald Cobblepot With Bricks February 14, 2009
Psycho
i met this guy named jeff and he turned all psycho
by c m s p January 31, 2009
vomit
Pass the pail. I think I'm gonna jeff!
by Bob Rush August 22, 2008
Refering to or pertaining to "Jeff", whose very name is a vulgarity in the real sense of the word.
Go jeff yourself.
Jeff off.
You're such a jeffer.
You guys are a bunch of jeffers.
I can't jeffing believe this!
by Crash D June 11, 2005
A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.
There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today!
by Sugar_Z_Lips July 21, 2009
1: (noun) An endearing but slightly moronic person. A waste of space, but in a nice way.
2: (verb) To waste time, to Jeff.
1: Rachel is a big jeff.
2: Rachel spends most of her time jeffing around to the sound of radio 4
by Eddie356 January 30, 2008

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