"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"
Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"
Other guy: You know what the difference between you and Jeff Dunham is? You're not Jeff Dunham. So shut up.