Jeezu 

Jeezu is a larger quantity of jooece after it goes through the solidifying process and becomes a type of...SAND.

*knock* *knock*
Reply: "MAN WHAT THE FUCK!!! I told you I am having jeezu, not jooece; it will take much longer!!!"

Jeezu by The Vriech Crew August 9, 2006

Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!

1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![

Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

JeZu!? 

When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(

“Playing a game”
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?

JeZu!? by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

Jeez o Flips 

An accepted variation of saying "Jesus Christ" within circles in the Washington DC area.

Jeez o Flips you scared the shit outta me!

Jeez o Flips by Ferron PH February 23, 2009

jeez oh man 

Frustrated/angered by something's or someone's rude behaviour

This is crazy, this is just nuts, jeez oh man

jeez oh man by Brynjolf Bjarme8869 May 23, 2016

jeezy sneeze 

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.

"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze

jeezy sneeze by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass December 3, 2013

Aw Jeez 

that one thing you say to your grandpa when you don't wanna go on adventures

Aw Jeez Rick,

Aw Jeez by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020