2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?
or completly insane! whispered -> (you know who you are)
jedi are the worriors of peace and justice and freedom and love and honor and coolness and wityness and stylishness and friendship they are cool i wish i was a jedi i would kill Tony BLair ( and james Blair) <- no relation to tony blair or is he? dun dun da
jedi padawans have tiny littel pony tails and tinnie littel plats this is a sign of their appernticship yay for Obi-wan and nay for the SLASH <- disgusting people who write perverted stories about are favorite charactors doin it hem hem (you know who you are don't dinie it you twisted sweaty palmed perverted fucks
Jedi do not have SEX they are sacred as is George Lucas Earths greatest national treasure ahhhh we love george!!
myself and friends beleave that George is part of an intergallactic consracy to cover up the fact that Jedi RULE the galaxy (in nice way of course...or maybe not?)
STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS
p.s when the world ends you'll all be thankfull that the Nerds and geeks of this world watched so much si fi we will be the only survivours of the mass Jedi cleansing of EArth ha ha ha the END
Father: it was only a cucumber