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29.
1.A Marine that belongs to the very elite Force Recon.

2. A Marine that guards an American Embassy or the White House.
"Dude, do you have what it takes to become a Jedi?"
by gigantus March 11, 2006
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30.
1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.
1.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

2.
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?
by TuBsy February 16, 2005
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31.
A loser who can't hold a match to a Sith Lord! Usualy ranting on about proffecies and what not.
Anakin was a Jedi before he woke up and smelled the bacon and became a Sith.
by Darth_`Eowyn September 09, 2006
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32.
A description of a cool event, such as one that shows mad skillz.
Damn. That flip was Jedi.
by Sonny Minhas January 12, 2005
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33.
A hero or someone at the same time prone to mistakes but still a loveable rogue.
Look at that Jedi CP stumbling out of the chippie, he's still got one hand high in the air!
by anonymous March 24, 2003
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34.
JEDI RULe! anyone who says a Jedi is not cool and rubbish is most obviously a CHAV !!!
or completly insane! whispered -> (you know who you are)
jedi are the worriors of peace and justice and freedom and love and honor and coolness and wityness and stylishness and friendship they are cool i wish i was a jedi i would kill Tony BLair ( and james Blair) <- no relation to tony blair or is he? dun dun da
jedi padawans have tiny littel pony tails and tinnie littel plats this is a sign of their appernticship yay for Obi-wan and nay for the SLASH <- disgusting people who write perverted stories about are favorite charactors doin it hem hem (you know who you are don't dinie it you twisted sweaty palmed perverted fucks
Jedi do not have SEX they are sacred as is George Lucas Earths greatest national treasure ahhhh we love george!!
myself and friends beleave that George is part of an intergallactic consracy to cover up the fact that Jedi RULE the galaxy (in nice way of course...or maybe not?)
STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS
p.s when the world ends you'll all be thankfull that the Nerds and geeks of this world watched so much si fi we will be the only survivours of the mass Jedi cleansing of EArth ha ha ha the END
Nerd: wow now i'm a jedi cool
Father: it was only a cucumber
by Binksy November 13, 2006
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35.
Being extremly cool and leet.
Mark.
by dazed September 24, 2003
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