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Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
by james_002 April 07, 2009
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A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
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Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
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Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.
Jebus is mah personal savior.
by danielle October 25, 2004
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A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.
"SWEET JEBUS!!!"

"Jebus is just better than you."

"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/
by Out4Blood4 August 30, 2008
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A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.
Sweet Jebus
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