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holy transportation
"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010
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1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error
We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!
by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010
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10.
Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the
Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.
Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem
by warnerdang May 27, 2004
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11.
What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.
"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"
by Pseudi_Q October 08, 2009
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12.
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
by Scientificlightdiscovery January 09, 2014
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13.
A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 07, 2009
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14.
Just a damn cool thing to say.
But I don't even believe in Jebus
by Pedro Gon February 21, 2008
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