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A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 07, 2009
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1.
Homer Simpson's version of God.
"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"
by Lindsay December 08, 2003
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2.
A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)
Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!
by Ben L. June 11, 2004
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3.
Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.
"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"
by Pac November 21, 2004
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4.
Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)
Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha
by D.J. J. Caten May 02, 2006
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5.
The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.
"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"
by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003
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6.
Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
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7.
Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right
by Aluphoss January 30, 2007
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