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18.
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
by Hellfired November 28, 2008
 
22.
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
by The Real Jebus July 08, 2006
 
23.
The cousin of Jesus.
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
by Jeff Belcher February 04, 2007
 
24.
A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)
by Matt Jack June 27, 2006
 
25.
-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
by CalumT May 06, 2005
 
26.
The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
by The S April 12, 2005
 
27.
Jesus's brother (twin).
Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
by Garry Stewart July 17, 2006
 
28.
A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
by Zente June 02, 2005