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WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish
Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed. Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son. A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D
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Homer Simpson's version of God. "I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"
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A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music) Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!
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Homer Simpson's version of Jesus. "I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"
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Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...
(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing) Do you belive in Jebus?
Hell Nha |
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Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.
Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across. Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus! |
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The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem. "Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?" |
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Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites. jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right
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