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A type of juice created by an intelligent scientist named, Jeanette, who genetically formed a non-sugary liquid from Golojuice, discovering a juice that is none of it's kind.
OMG, Jeanettical Juice is WAY WAY WAY better than Golojuice.

Such an amazing non-sugary drink that I can't stop drinking before track and cross country because it's just so GOOD!!!
by Jeanettical April 29, 2009

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