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When a man relieves himself on an apple, and then wedges that apple inside of the girl's vagina, so that she can only sit there and feel herself slowly become impregnated.
HDR--I visited the orchard after school so when i was nailing sobes I could pull it out and jazzy apple her.

A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
by broseidon lord of the brocean October 20, 2009
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