Jayks are quick-witted people that possess a very dry and audacious sense of humor. Their behavior usually either leads to making new and like-minded friends or getting punched in the face.
Dude, you're being such a Jayk. I don't know whether to punch you or take you to a movie.
Takes it in the butt, and lives in motels with his poor ass dad. Who is also a drunk and fondles little men. He also never changes his clothes. OMG and destroys the bathroom with the most potent anal smell in the universe. It lingers for hours, wafting through stores, burning nostrils and killing kittens.
Jayk walks into the bathroom, drops a duece and everyone leaves because the butthole stink is too much to handle.