A poser that was actually good with Biggie, but when he got shot, he resorted to performing with white boy pop artists, underground rock bands, and soft charcoal reggae musicians. He also performs with Beyonce, which wasn't that good anyway, since all he raps about with her is about his daughter. Was in a feud with Nas, which then ended with Jay-Z being owned on God's Son, which was a diss tape directed towards him, his producers, and his girlfriend-to-be-wife Beyonce. He was so embarrassed apparently that he was angry when he wrote his own diss tape, it fucking sucked monkey cock. Has lately collaborated with Justin Bieber, which proves he sucks even more, as he needs anything to retain his reputation as the wealthiest rap artist in the world. What better way to extort money from 7 year olds? Basically this guy needs to work with more rap artists instead of little spoiled brats, 18 year old wannabes and pimply white boys "from the hood".
Fred: I went to the Jay-Z concert earlier today.

Greg: Really? Did Caitlin force you to?
Fred: Yeah. All he does is sing about a daughter that he's never going to spend time with since he's so fucking rich.
Greg: Amen to that.
by IAmRonPaul March 21, 2013
A rapper. That's all I'm going to say. Nothing positive, nothing negative.

Actually, I lied. I am going to say something positive. Jay-Z is a brilliant rapper who deserves all the credit for making rap what it was at its peak. It kind of sucks today, so I switched to hard rock, but Jay-Z made rapping acceptable when I was into it. He was the best damn rapper anyone's ever come up with, and I salute him.
My favorite song by Jay-Z is 99 Problems.
by Ben Kenobi May 29, 2005
Jay-Z is a pathetic rapper whom is over rated. "You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a stan. I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?" - Nas, Ether

"What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks? Ne-gro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat. Compared to beans you wack
And your man stabbed un and made you take the blame. You ass, went from jaz to hangin with caine, to herb, to big. And, eminem murdered you on your own shit.You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention. - Nas, Ether
Jay-Z rapped about Nas on "Takeover", claiming to have had sex with the mother of his daughter, Destiny Jones, and teasing Nas for not having put out a hot album since Illmatic. Not long later, Nas released Stillmatic in December of 2001, which opened with a song called "Ether", a potshot at Jay-Z featuring the chant "F*%k Jay-Z." Stillmatic reaffirmed Nas' mainstream position in the consciousness of rap fans nationwide. Therefore Jay-z can suck it.
Is still not as famous as Jimi Hendrix.
Jay-Z has made an important, lasting artistic contribution to music, and we should all- fuck it, who am I kidding?
by The Rock And Roll Hero November 29, 2005
Term used to describe a mediocre rapper or person who stages a fake stabbing, uses lines from rappers that he admires, and pretends to retire, all so that his sales will go up.

Jay-Z dickriders like Jay-Z, but not the artists that he bites, or they like him more than those artists (Nas, 2pac, Biggie, etc...)
"Suede timbs on my feets/
makes my cypher, complete"

Nas - The World Is Yours (Illmatic, 1994)

"S. Dots on my feet make my cypher complete"

Jay-Z - What More Can I Say (Black Album, 2003)

"That's why I squeeze first, ask questions last"

Notorious B.I.G.

"That's why I squeeze first, ask questions last"

by Disciple December 07, 2004
An ugly ass ape of Hominidae family. Consequently, Hominidae is a root word for "homie", or "homeboy".
Daddy, is that a gorilla?
No sweety, it's Jay Z.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"
A sample of Jay-Z rapping:

Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
Deformed druggie-turned-rapper who's head resembles a potato. Has very oversized lips and penis. Prefers to rap about what Joel Madden might refer to as 'girls, cars and money'. Is, at the time of writing, fucking R&B hottie Beyonce, who probably only went out with him out of sympathy in the first place. Has just destroyed the amazing works of rockers Linkin Park.
Correct term: Gay-Z
Mommy, help, Gay-Z is on the radio and I think I need earmuffs.
by Christabelle Lamotte February 25, 2005

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