The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted
by Garym79 February 4, 2007
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The tool I use to cut your drunken ass outta your Beemer after you wrapped it around a pole at 2am.
We used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little Timmy got his head stuck between the bars.
by Ladder16 January 6, 2012
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almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass
i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite
by nwo447 February 10, 2010
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When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
by Grim_Gym November 25, 2007
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When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.
Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!
by Mr. Biggity Sickity March 14, 2008
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A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 15, 2012
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When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 28, 2017
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