Janifer

The best story teller there is and will ever be! a janifer is a big ball of randomness and entertainment. if you cant find entertainment talking to a janifer you should shoot yourself. a janifer is one of the funniest people around no matter what shes talking about she finds something funny about it. janifer is obsessed with texting on android phones so watch out! janifer is a pretty damn funny drunk. janifer hates the taste of southern comfort. janifer is also an avid panty freezer so watchout! janifer is all around AMAZING. BAM

holy shit where are my pantys?

Janifer got to them.

Janifer by godlebuck November 28, 2011

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Jannifer is a smart talented crazy Korean girl. I am pretty sure she knows kungfu because she is Asian. And I am pushing my limits with trying to define her. Racist jokes no longer work with jannifer they have lost their shock value. Short definition she a-1 suk Chang she love me long time.

Have you met jannifer she is going to go kungfu on that dude if he keeps talking shit to her.

jannifer by Punkpiratez October 28, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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