Jaust-Rick 

Being totally FUBAR. Being totally unsatisfied with something.
Cut the "Jaust" out to cut make it less extreme.

Bill:"how are you doing
Ron:"Jaust-Rick"
Bill:"Im getting quite Jaust-Rick myself"
Ron:"Fuck you too"

"That ref's bad call just made me rick"
"Bout to be rick"
"One more red light and this is gunna be Jaust-Rick"

Jaust-Rick by Cunty Farmer March 10, 2009

jaunt rickity 

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

jaunt rickity by T-Bone October 13, 2003

justrick 

1. A unit of measure roughly equivalent to a yard or meter stick. Often used to describe the length of one's member metaphorically (in some cases literally) speaking.

2. A deformed baby as a result of a mad-ginger scientist's failed experiment with the help of an orphan field engineer and a particle transporting unit.

1. 'So I had a 1 'justrick' door all that time?'

2. 'There was a terrible transporter accident and that's how Justrick was born.'

justrick by NeonPenguin June 1, 2010