Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
2. Someone with a huge penis
3. One who owns all others at everything forever
Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.
Dude, you are such a jasper
not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!
2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
Haha, yeah bro. I'm a Jasper