2. Someone with a huge penis
3. One who owns all others at everything forever
Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.
Dude, you are such a jasper
not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!
2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
Haha, yeah bro. I'm a Jasper