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1.
Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 22, 2008
 
2.
Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
 
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Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
by AliJazz August 03, 2012
 
4.
1.
A vampire in the Twilight Series.
2.
white trash 
3.
The fag who stole Bella's hair straightener.
Jessica: I knew a woman who gave away her child because it was inbred.
Bella: Is that child Jasper Hale by any chance?
by stretchmagic February 21, 2012