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31.
A jason is a EXTREMELY sarcastic guy. He may act like an asshole but behind all that he really cares about everyone in his life. If a Jason talks to you, consider yourself lucky that means he really cares about you even though he has a funny way of showing it sometimes. Jason's are great in bed and are known for looking at weird crap on the Internet. Jason's are the best friends and are usually always happy.
Nancy: Jason made me cry but I know he still loves me.
Judith: yup that's a Jason for you!

Nancy: so glad I have a Jason in my life!
by Momentummaker November 19, 2012
 
1.
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
by qu ack March 07, 2008
 
2.
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008
 
3.
A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.
I never thought I'd get a Jason
by court311 August 07, 2011
 
4.
Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.
I wish I could be like Jason.
Jason is my American Idol.
You are so Jason I'm jealous!
by yomama1 January 23, 2008
 
5.
the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06
Prince charming jason , romeo, <3
by dudeeee383 August 23, 2008
 
6.
A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".
s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"

e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"

friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"
 
7.
Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
by Michelle :) April 24, 2008