anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.
"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"
by itisthemostfactualpieceofinfo December 22, 2011
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
by qu ack March 07, 2008
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008
A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.
I never thought I'd get a Jason
by court311 August 07, 2011
Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.
I wish I could be like Jason.
Jason is my American Idol.
You are so Jason I'm jealous!
by yomama1 January 23, 2008
the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06
Prince charming jason , romeo, <3
by dudeeee383 August 23, 2008
Jason is the #24 most common male name.
0.66% of men in the US are named Jason.
Around 808500 US men are named Jason!

Jason is the #2512 most common female name.
0.002% of females in the US are named Jason.
Around 2550 US females are named Jason!

Jason is the #7202 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the US are Jason.
Around 5000 US last names are Jason!
Hi Jason! How are you doing?
by SAKURASAKU October 28, 2006
Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
by Michelle :) April 24, 2008

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