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84.
An adorable Vietnamese boy born with large eyes and black hair, but only the ones with the best taste in music will be cool enough to dye part of it blonde.

Every single girl seems to fall for a Jason, so you'd be extraordinarily lucky to have a Jason fall for you.

Jasons are very tall with an abnormally big appetite. Don't be surprised if a Jason leaves you for food - you'd do best to get used to it.

Jasons have the cutest voice ever, even if it is slightly higher than most. If you're special enough to be allowed to hear a Jason sing, good luck listening to anything other than his singing for the next decade.

Jasons make you smile the most, and the thought of being with one someday is enough to make your heart melt and keep you awake every night.

An asian (specifically Vietnamese) version of Justin Bieber, although Jasons are a bit hotter and have a better sense of humor.
Omg you're leaving me again? What a Jason!
Stop making me smile like a maniac - you remind me of Jason.
Jason? Hell yeah, of course I love him.
by fatrice July 04, 2010
 
1.
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
by qu ack March 07, 2008
 
2.
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes!
by JAILBAIT562 April 27, 2008
 
3.
A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.
I never thought I'd get a Jason
by court311 August 07, 2011
 
4.
Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.
I wish I could be like Jason.
Jason is my American Idol.
You are so Jason I'm jealous!
by yomama1 January 23, 2008
 
5.
the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06
Prince charming jason , romeo, <3
by dudeeee383 August 23, 2008
 
6.
A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".
s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"

e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"

friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"
 
7.
Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.
Cute and yummy(:
Jason: well
Jason: i want
Jason: that cock
Jason: for
Jason: lunch
Jason: and dinner
Jason: yummmmm
by Michelle :) April 24, 2008