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A jason is a EXTREMELY sarcastic guy. He may act like an asshole but behind all that he really cares about everyone in his life. If a Jason talks to you, consider yourself lucky that means he really cares about you even though he has a funny way of showing it sometimes. Jason's are great in bed and are known for looking at weird crap on the Internet. Jason's are the best friends and are usually always happy.
Nancy: Jason made me cry but I know he still loves me.
Judith: yup that's a Jason for you!

Nancy: so glad I have a Jason in my life!
by Momentummaker November 19, 2012
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A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.
by court311 August 07, 2011
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Jasons are the coolest people ever. They're so sweet and kind and are always making you smile. They're amazing boyfriends and you wanna spend all your day with them. Jason's are also very cute and sing good.
Girl 1- Jason is soo sweet!

Girl 2- I know! He's such a good boyfriend.

Girl 1- I wish I had Jason.
by Curieux January 08, 2012
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An amazing, perfect, incredible boy who any girl would be lucky to date. He's the type of guy who reminds you that he loves you, and isn't at all afraid to say it.

He's the type of guy you spend your life wishing for. He's the type of guy to do anything for you.
He is sweet, loyal, kind, caring. He'll be there for you no matter what, even when he knows he can't help.
He is not a judging person - he will love you the way you are. He'll never want or try to change you. To him, you are as perfect as he is to you.

He's funny, he can take a joke well.

He cares about your opinion of him, always worried that he's doing something wrong when he isn't.

He has amazing eyes and is perfect in every way. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Jason is so perfect and kind and sweet!
by rawr123456789101993 June 21, 2011
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A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
person 1: who was that guy i saw you with?
person 2: thats jason. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.
by JD'sGirl January 17, 2011
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The nicest sweetest guy in the world. Is very cute and totally hilarious. Has a great taste in music and will be a great boyfriend because he likes to talk not just hook up.
person1: He has good taste in music and is really funny!
person 2: dude he sounds like a jason!
by iluvjason December 05, 2010
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the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
by qu ack March 07, 2008
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