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the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the Pittsburgh Field Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.
The team was playing well untill the saw a Jartapotmous.
by The SSA Captain October 07, 2010
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