It's when you jizz
and fart at the same time.
I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.
After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!
That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
to jizz so hard you fart
Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
To fart while jogging.
Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.
Man I jarted so much during that marathon.
The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.
Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?
Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..