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Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
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the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"
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verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.
After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
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It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.
I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
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P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.
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To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.
"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"
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Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
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