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guy that tells secrets to people
jarrod
by Peanut Better Nepic Time November 06, 2013
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Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.
Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
by Tits On A Stick July 10, 2008
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thinks he is the king of everything. speaks in a girlish squeak when angry or perterbed. a man whore.
"I heard he hosted an orgy last night. What a Jarrod!"
by count of monte cristo August 19, 2008
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a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things
1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop

2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.

3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.
by huiofsdghisdhfgs August 15, 2008
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A fat cow who thinks that his come backs are funny.
Jarrod is a canibal. He gets so hungry he eats people.
by Margaret Hoven March 12, 2007
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jarrod is known for his small dick shaped like a pin aswell as his tiny muscles and his shit ability to pick up chicks :P
that kid over there really looks like a jarrod
by rex toddler May 27, 2009
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Crazy loves children of all ages and has a small penis that he sucks himself.
*Mom* My child is missing who could of did it
*Cop* It was probably another case of Jarrod
by Long Penis? October 21, 2015
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