(V/N/Adj): Meaning to excrete the foul wastes of one's bowels through the narrow opening that is the anus; A fancy word for the word 'turd'; synonymous of 'shit'.
1. "I took a fat Jarrid last night in my mum's toilet, it wrecked the whole pipeline."
2. "I make sure to properly remove my dog's Jarrids when I take it for a walk"
3. There's nothing worse than stepping in a nasty Jarrid with your brand new sneakers
Person 1: Wow! That guy over there ran my bike over with
his lifted truck yesterday!
Person 2: Oh that guy? Yeah he's such a Jarrid-head!
Person 1: He didn't even apologize what a piece of Jarrid
A pimp who has lost a lot of weight through Subway. And now loves to have wild sex in public and take long walks on the beach. And buy diamonds and grillz at Jared.
Hey, John, lets go to Subway and lose some weight so we can have wild sex like "Jarrid"
When you cut yourself shaving and it bleeds for a full 24 hours.
Person 1: Hey man, what's wrong with your face?
Person 2: I cut myself shaving and it's been bleeding relentlessly all day.
Person 1: Ah dude, looks like you did a Jarrid.