"i'm fucking jarred"
by slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl October 03, 2008
by DJSARMY October 07, 2011
Mean,funny,stupid,gay. Jarred's tend to be gay and get girlfriends to hide there gayness. At school they dress like gay fags. At some point he will come out of the closet and get a 30 year old boyfriend when he is only freaking 16. Jarred's act like stupid stuck up man whores or should i say bitchy slut girl.They are VERY VERY STUPID! So when speaking to a Jarred speak VERY VERY slowly or he/she Jarred transgender or whatever will understand they have the brain of a freaking toddler. But at the end of a crap day Jarred the gay whore will make your day with a stupid shit joke and sexually try to rape you so watch out!!! if you know a Jared,Jarred,Gerad,Garret,Jarret. hahahaha.
by MasterRobanLin July 30, 2012
by theonewhohatesyou June 06, 2011
A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
by Kangaruse February 13, 2010
the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
by brittanybitch January 03, 2010
The most sexiest guy alive who likes men who are gay with small penises. he likes to watch them jerk it.
by happycamper12345 October 28, 2009