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8.
an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit
" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"
by DJSARMY October 07, 2011
 
1.
- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3
Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)
by desireedesiree January 02, 2010
 
2.
A name, Usually for a male. Jarreds tend to be smart, witty, funny and sarcastic. They are fun to be around. Make great best freinds.
"Jarred scored 100% on his algebra test"
by lilfirefighter22 December 27, 2009
 
3.
Just
A
Really
Really
Epic
Dude
"Check out my new shoes, I'm shinin' like Jarred in this bitch."

"You suck, why aren't you more like Jarred?"
by JarredJhahaha April 26, 2010
 
4.
Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.
You think your man is great, until you meet Jarred
by Wonder.Woman* March 01, 2011
 
5.
-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"
by Coolkid1425 December 03, 2013
 
6.
a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work
girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!
by roselaura January 14, 2010
 
7.
high on jar (dope) and cant talk
"i'm fucking jarred"
by slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl October 03, 2008