Top Definition
a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.
"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."
by IamAwesome12345 February 04, 2010

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