Top Definition
A self-eccentric male who should have been born a woman. Lotion, chapstick, and tight clothes are an everyday fashion.

Keeps Hershey syrup, lotion, and hand-sanitizer in his car for the everyday masturbation session.

Whacks his tiny pud every chance he gets and idolized Peter from Family Guy
Did you hear about the new Jarhett down the street?
by handmein January 31, 2011

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