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A guy who has it all. Great personality, wity, charming, incredible looks and smart. Perfect compassionate lover with the know how to make you feel your best. Has an ego burried deep inside. Very sensitive and doesnt know just how great he is. Always thinking he is not enough. Bashful at first but once you get to know him, he turns into the coolest and funniest person you will ever meet. Can be very jealous but extremly cute when he is. The most perfect, wanted, and needed guy.
I miss my Jared dodd.
by his.girl93 May 07, 2013
 
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Jared a big donkey look king fag with a small cock
Jared , he's got small cock
by Omar June 07, 2014
 
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A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.
by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013
 
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Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.
I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.
by Towee March 01, 2007
 
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a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
that man just beat his wife's jared.
by gerard_capshen123 November 21, 2013
 
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A guy ever one hates just an all around prick
Omg Jared is so annoying he's such a prick
by Toolooloo August 19, 2013
 
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Jared: Usually refered to as boring, crazy, One worded conersations. Boring coming from the Russian word "Borden".
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges
Dude Jared is totally making me crazy.
by Jamaica789 December 08, 2011
 
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the action of someone that has a firecracker up their butt then is lighted by someone else that has the lighter in their mouth.
WTF is that guy doing? oh, he must be a Jared!
by lustifar January 06, 2012