The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!
Jared is the keeper of my heart.
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1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best

I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well

My wife is screwing Jared
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The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.
Jared, is the love of my life.
by Camilio December 06, 2010

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A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.
by j silva January 02, 2008

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A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.
"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."
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A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..
Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.
by whitskin18 April 18, 2010

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1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR
Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
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A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009

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