Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well
My wife is screwing Jared
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.
*also see BEAR
"I know! He's totally a Jared."
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"