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The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole. "Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."
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1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like 3.a manifestation of excellence 4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create Jared is the best
I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well My wife is screwing Jared |
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A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king. |
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The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect. Jared, is the love of my life.
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1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band. 3. someone amazing. *also see BEAR Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
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A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!! Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3 "Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?" "Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!" |
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A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence.. Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.
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Full of charm, knows right things to say, knows right things to do, is very aware, manipulator, egotistic, loves children, can be amazing in bed with teaching. A man that will own & then destroy your heart leaving you to wonder wtf just happened? History of repeating. He pulled a Jared. That's Jared!
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