Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.
"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."
An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.
Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.
Dat bitch be ginger.
Have you seen Jardine today?
What dat ginger bitch?