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The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.
Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa stoopid assa.
by AYB March 02, 2003
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THE most irritating thing to ever walk this and any other galaxy. Speaks in stupid way. Responsible for Anakin Skywalker's path to the dark side. The most hated of all the Star Wars characters. It's very satisfying to blame everything on Jar Jar.
Jar Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!
Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
Jar Jar Binks: I speck!
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Die Jar Jar. Die.
by Jedi Master Luna February 01, 2006
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He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.
Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.
by sarcastic December 05, 2003
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A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas' brain. Strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of African Americans (either intentionally or accidentally).
"Obi-Wan: Jar-Jar, wheres the space ship?

Jar-Jar: Messuh sorry. Mesuh sold it to buy some space-spliff."

-The Simpsons
by kwashia February 03, 2005
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1. possibly the most hated star wars character of all time.
2. someone who is a complete dumbfuck
3. someone who ruins, or the act of ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly good thing.
4. a person who is no better than a cup full of piss when your thirsty.
1. meesa wish meesa had a penis to be a jerkin on.
2. that guy is a total jar jar binks
3. dude, dont jar-jar my party
4. god, i just wanted a doughnut and all they have is this jar jar faggot ship bear claw.
by walkingblind November 13, 2005
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The most hated character in the Star Wars saga, and possibly the most hated character in ANY movie series. Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be a comic relief character, but ended up single-handedly destroying Episode 1, and some of Episode 2. Most Star Wars fans (By most, I mean about 99.99999%) wished Jar Jar would be killed off in Episode 3, but sadly didn't get their wish. Fans have made their own several creative ways for Jar Jar to die, one being that Jar Jar was on Alderaan when it was destroyed.
Jar Jar Binks is the monster child of one of George Lucas' all night crack binges.

Jar Jar Binks needs to die a slow and painful death.
by darth ivory April 07, 2007
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An attempt to create a 'comic relief' character which backfired badly, turning the Star Wars film Phantom Menace into little more than a cross between a farce and a special-effects laden episode of Love Thy Neighbour. Binks is an alien who, for reasons I'm sure won't be apparent to anyone but all-seeing higher beings, talks like a dated black stereotype. Ah, but C3P0 and R2-D2 were comical characters, the fanboys point out. Yes, but they actually served some function in A New Hope, and if they're comic characters then why do we need yet another 'comic' character.
Jar Jar Binks, just one of the many things wrong with a film with was nothing really more than one long advert for toys, video games, happy meals and various other tat. But it's still worth mentioning that Jar Jar Binks is a shit creation and a total wanker.
by Stormsworder July 04, 2007
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