Noun: a small wooden boy. usually found in inland empire areas. they are eteranly virgin, and can't drink alcohol. they must be carved from tooth picks and drift wood. A faggot hair cut is normal of these creatures. woman are not attracted to these splintery beasts, and thier shitty cars dont help this matter. They need help blending into normal society because they are odd little shits.
Why the fuck is japocio hidding from the chicks under his blankets? did he have a sparks?