When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.
I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.
by C. Harper November 24, 2010
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A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.
Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...
by Caaaxy! November 24, 2010
Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.
by dieselboy_tm November 24, 2010
n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
by texasredeyechicka November 22, 2010
When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral
Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night
by crazdlady November 22, 2010
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010
A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
by golfguy0830 November 23, 2010
When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!
by Nodasport November 22, 2010