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When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.
I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.
by C. Harper November 24, 2010
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A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.
Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...
by Caaaxy! November 24, 2010
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Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.
by dieselboy_tm November 24, 2010
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n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
by texasredeyechicka November 22, 2010
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When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral
Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night
by crazdlady November 22, 2010
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When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.
by Alvin Mack32 November 22, 2010
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are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
Vanessa gave Charlie a Japanese Rain goggles.
by jointfitter1968 November 23, 2010
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"Japanese Rain Goggles"

The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.

In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.

In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.

In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."
In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."

In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."

In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"
by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013
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